Al should get one of these

[Truckload]

http://www.goldammercycle.com/ltnew7.htm

I'm not much of a chopper guy... as a matter of fact I despise most of them, but this one is down right sexy... In FHM it was coined as the "anti-chopper"

[Chris]

That is a super nice bike, but I think Al would need arms 2x as long as the ones he has. That thing is looooooong. <insert penis joke here>

[Reverend]

If I found a way to grow another half a foot, I'd totally roll that sucka

[mstewar]

that thing is awesome..

[jester]

I'm not a harley/cruiser-type guy myself. The lines are ok, but the seat looks ridiculously uncomfortable. Plus, the width of that front tire.....YUCK!!! Talk about rolling resistance. It reminds me of those old Honda Trail 70's with the GINORMOUS front tires.

[preludese111]

that is one sexy bike